Do you attend writer conferences? Do you want to go, but not sure what to look for or where to start? On this episode of the Roundtable we discuss writing conferences with bestselling authors Cristin Harber and Zoe York. Join us as we explore writing conferences and how they benefit the self-published author.
Cristin and Zoe are romance author superstars and frequent guests on SPRT. If you read romance you probably know how great they are already, but by chance if you have been living under a rock go check out their Amazon pages here: Zoe York Cristin Harber
Hi everyone! Waves
writerwade Evening, chief.
Morning
Mat Morris just sent me a video that suggests he won’t be here……le sigh
michelleread He had time to make a video? What a slacker.
Also – happy birthday to one of our favorite authors, Zach Bohannon!
xgranville michelleread Right?! Reminds me of my favorite line in Gilmore Girls: “Someone PREPARED deviled eggs to throw at my car?”
Oh, writerwade. You’re such a Dad.
Better late than never…
CateMorgan writerwade He loves you, now go clean your room
monsterjavaguns We were late too. Shows what you know!
monsterjavaguns Evening Jason! How was your week? I saw your flaming pants on Facebook this week.
michelleread It’s been a hectic one. Too many meetings. I need a nap. 😛
michelleread writerwade Aw, Ma…can’t I watch my podcast first? I wanna play with my friends!
monsterjavaguns michelleread Here here. I second that.
CateMorgan michelleread writerwade Your parents aren’t angry with you Cate. They’re ‘disappointed’.
monsterjavaguns michelleread I read that as ‘I need a map’ and I was like TOTALLY….oh…
xgranville I’m not *that* lost in discussion… yet.
monsterjavaguns xgranville I used to think the same…until the smoke monster…
xgranville CateMorgan michelleread writerwade hahahaha
Carl Sinclair Morning mate!
So what’s more beneficial? The seminar/workshop/panel tracks… or the “hallway” track (i.e. side discussions)?
xgranville michelleread writerwade Aaaaaaaand the pesky little brother I never had chimes in. *swats*
monsterjavaguns What’s this? A question?
xgranville monsterjavaguns Throws gold at Jason
xgranville Shhh… I’m breaking form 😛
xgranville monsterjavaguns That’s straight from my SPRT paycheck, friend.
Made it… hello 🙂
SaffronB Evening 🙂 Or…..morning. Or whatever.
Hya
MrJohnRead HE’S HERE!!!!!!!!! He’ll save us.
CateMorgan xgranville michelleread writerwade That’s does it sis! Now Mr. Cuddles gets it! Au revoir, Monsieur Cuddles!
michelleread MrJohnRead Well, a man has gotta do what a man has got to do.
xgranville michelleread MrJohnRead It’s rue
SaffronB Welcome!
MrJohnRead xgranville michelleread AND true!
xgranville MrJohnRead michelleread Yes, that as well
xgranville michelleread writerwade NOOOO!!
MrJohnRead xgranville michelleread I always wondered what happened to Moist-Man.
No, no…the point of swag is SWAG! And it’s easier to carry than thirty pounds of books. Also, SWAG.
CateMorgan #swagfolyfe #livinit #everyday #everyDAY
xgranville MrJohnRead michelleread “They say you get to do the wierrrrrd stuff…”
xgranville MrJohnRead michelleread Moist, mOIst, moist
xgranville MrJohnRead michelleread I’m sure he’ll be in the sequel
michelleread xgranville MrJohnRead Four sweater vests!
CateMorgan xgranville michelleread writerwade Everyone gets candy for dinner – now go to bed!
michelleread CateMorgan xgranville writerwade But I want tacos! *sticks out tongue*
xgranville michelleread CateMorgan writerwade EAT YOUR CANDY!!!
xgranville michelleread writerwade I ate all the tacos. They were crunchy.
MrJohnRead nice avatar
CateMorgan xgranville michelleread writerwade UGH! I want a divorce from this family!
Has anyone had anything custom 3D-printed as a swag thing?
yup… another question. I’m such a rebel.
xgranville michelleread writerwade Spoilsport.
CateMorgan xgranville michelleread writerwade Dumbface!
xgranville CateMorgan michelleread writerwade Knock it off, Mister, or we’ll turn this Podcast right back around!
monsterjavaguns Oooohhhhh……that’s cool.
CateMorgan xgranville michelleread writerwade You’re not my real Mom..er..sister…wait….what is happening? Something is terribly wrong with time. It’s gone…sideways….
xgranville CateMorgan michelleread writerwade It’s all gone Timey-Wimey!
CateMorgan xgranville michelleread writerwade Oh you beat me to it!
Hi
**stares awkwardly without blinking**
monsterjavaguns Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.
monsterjavaguns You’d be so good at that. Can I watch from the corner and giggle when people start twitching from discomfort?
xgranville monsterjavaguns wibbly wobbly timey wimey…
michelleread I am a regional champion at “Creepy Chicken”
SaffronB xgranville monsterjavaguns Weee Ooooooohhhh!
xgranville SaffronB monsterjavaguns How long has it been since the last season!!!! AHHH
SaffronB xgranville monsterjavaguns TOO LONG
michelleread SaffronB xgranville monsterjavaguns A million years by my count.
michelleread SaffronB xgranville monsterjavaguns so… Peter Capaldi’s Doctor…. thoughts?
SaffronB michelleread xgranville monsterjavaguns Love him to bits. Wish the episodes had been more consistent but otherwise I love every aspect. Makes me think of a mix of the 3rd, 1st and 6th Doctors.
xgranville SaffronB michelleread monsterjavaguns I’m afraid I found his season… disappointing… like you said – a lot of inconsistencies… I felt Clara’s love life took up too much of the story… and Capaldi’s character didn’t do it for me 🙁 … But still the show is X1000000 better than most of what’s on telli.
Being a model would be the *best* time to stand there and be creepy. Especially if you’re the model.
xgranville SaffronB michelleread monsterjavaguns I like him, once he figured himself out.
michelleread xgranville SaffronB monsterjavaguns I’m afraid I will always be a David Tennant super fan
SaffronB xgranville michelleread monsterjavaguns Yeah I thought it was a waste of the season focusing on Clara that much, though I liked the 2 part finale and the odd one off. I think Capaldi is as Doctor as it gets.
SaffronB michelleread xgranville monsterjavaguns Capaldi has what Tennant does… dem eyebrows. Both those actors can just crush you with a stare– exactly as the Doctor would.
monsterjavaguns Assless chaps.
Any last questions for our two lovely guests?
xgranville Wait… aren’t all chaps assless by definition?
monsterjavaguns xgranville I knew a chap named Dave. Pretty sure he had an ass. I mean, he WAS an ass, but…ya know…what were talking about again?
xgranville Scenario: You only have one conference you can attend this year. Reader-centric or writer-centric?
Go!
(meant them specifically… not the general you)
xgranville Will Cristin run my business for me?
Bonjour
Carl Sinclair Aloe…..vera.
NINK? Sounds like a 90’s boyband.
I love these girls!!! So smart and so generous!
I came to hear Michelle giggle. It happened. I’m good now.
Also, Hi, sorry I’m late but the coconut yogurt wasn’t going to go buy itself.
RChazzChute Hi to you too! 🙂
RChazzChute We are all slaves to the great coconut yogurt in the end…
Do either of the girls have an idea how best to deal with the aftermath of eating chocolate banana crepes? Like should I be resting… walking?
Carl Sinclair rest… and watch television… possible try hot chocolate
Carl Sinclair Listen to your body. The Goddess will reveal all.
Carl Sinclair Have more, man. It’s really the only logical choice.
RChazzChute Carl Sinclair I’m going to listen to Chute. Thanks man.
Carl Sinclair Sit upside down until the rumbly stomach demons set you free.
Carl Sinclair Basking
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